Lyrics

Traffic Prophylactic

Too Many Cars
I’m Not Going That Far
I’m So Boxed In
When Will It End
I Need a Traffic Prophylactic
I Would be so Ecstatic

I Need to Get Through
These Drivers Are So Rude
My Ass Is Getting Numb
This Traffic Is No Fun
I Need a Traffic Prophylactic
I Would be so Ecstatic
I Need a Traffic Prophylactic
I am Feeling Emphatic

Metal On the Brake Pedal
Stewing in an Auto Kettle
Mile lines of People Cans
Poison Air & Traffic Jams
Spending life on Pavement Trails
Doing Time in Traffic Jail
I Need a Traffic Prophylactic
I Would be so Ecstatic

Who Turned Over the Rocks
Start Going Then They Stop
Where Are All These People Going
I Could Get There Faster Rowing
I Need a Traffic Prophylactic
I Would be so Ecstatic
I Need a Traffic Prophylactic
I am Feeling Emphatic